Doctor! Doctor!
I don’t think our patient is going to make it!
His attendance is in shambles
His grades hanging by a thread
Our attempts to resuscitate him
Are becoming less and less
Effective.
Family
Friends
We advise you
To say your final
Goodbyes
As this once mighty academic weapon finally
Dies
But don’t fear,
He will move on to a better place
College
Where his academic career
Will be revived again.
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